Got wasted last night and am only now realizing the ramifications. That sounds a lot more dire than it is.
Hi, it’s us. Your Textbook and Assignments. Remember us? Remember how you only have a month left and are only on the 2nd module of 10. Don’t you think it’s time you stopped counting down the minutes to your self imposed “break” and do actual work.
Oh, you’re just going to ignore us? Put a pillow over our faces as you watch Misfits.
….we can’t breathe.
I don’t remember the segue but it went something like this:
D: …I’ll do it later
Me: There is no later, there’s only tonight.
We both looked at each other after I said it and were like, whoa, that was pretty good! Trust me, invisible people, the tone implied profound!
Cut to a few hours later and I’m laying in bed trying to remember the genius that I somehow uttered. “Hmm, something about not waiting till later but having tonight? Wait, maybe it’s, don’t want till later because you have tonight to do what….ummm…”
I emailed D this morning to ask what I said the other night that was so profound and ended the email with “I’m pretty sure it’s, don’t wait until later because you have tonight. Right? I think that’s it…is it?????”
Yeah, my one second of being profound followed by an infinite amount of STUPID.